Welcome to our friggin newsletter.

Now, we don't send these out very often because we want to avoid spamming people we like or giving you any homework and also because nothing I say ever really has that much importance.

MOST OF YOU PROBABLY ALREADY FOLLOW OUR INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK PAGES!

But if you don't, please do so by heading to @IRONCLADEATS on all platforms. We aren't hiding. It continues to be the best way to keep up with what the CladLads are up to and what fun bullshit we might have in store for you. NOW... On to the good stuff!

The big thing that we want to shout out is that we are less than a week away from our third birthday! That's right. Three years ago, a few of you straggling dirtbags rolled up to the WarPig and bought just enough tacos to keep us in business for a few more days, and so on.

We like to treat our anniversaries as a way to have fun and give back to all of you a little. You are the ones who have kept us afloat, whether it be thriving or simply surviving. You have always had our backs, and dammit, I love ya for it.

JUNE 8TH: Right on the Belleflower Brewing patio in East Bayside, Portland, we will be dragging the HELLRAISER in and rolling out some fun nonsense as always, but most importantly a NEW FREAKIN MENU!!

Now, a few of you just had a cardiac moment thinking we might have scrapped your favorite item or whatnot, but rest assured; we decided to get obnoxiously ambitious for a food truck. We EXPANDED THAT MENU EVEN FURTHER THAN EVER BEFORE. I will include a screenshot of all the goodness, and you will be the absolute first group to see the final menu outside of IRONCLAD and Staples print services.

Let's cover the highlights, shall we?

BURRITOS ARE BACK | Simplified, streamlined, and utterly stuffed to the gills of flavors you will only find at IRONCLAD EATS!!

CRONCHWRAPS ARE HERE FULL TIME | Always a hit for us; you all demanded them, so who gives a shit? Let's make up some tortilla pentagrams!

NACHOS | Yeah, nachos

CHEESY BOYYYS | We are going out of our way to remind you all how much of a game-changer these bad boys can be! Get ready to cheesy boy your tacos, your quesadillas, your cronchwraps, YOUR BURRITOS!!

ANYWAY, y'all can look for yourselves, it's got a lotta good shit on there. Fan favorites and more. SO... To thank you all, we have included a one-day, super special offer of a complete goddamn 20% off your order on Saturday, June 8th, by using this coupon code here.

ALSO, we will have some new merch dropping soon! Unfortunately, our embroiderers are running a hair behind, and we won't have the new hats in time for the birthday party, but if you feel a deep need in your loins for one of these sick trucker hats. Feel free to preorder here and we will send it on out as soon as we get them!

Hell yeah, buddies. It's going to be a bonkers summer, and we can't wait to see all of your dumb, sweet faces. Let's get weird this summer!